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UK Trade Starter Pack

Look the part online. Get more enquiries.

Google listing looking dead — no posts, slow review replies, blank services text? Paste-ready website copy, 30 Google posts, review replies and outreach scripts for UK plumbers, sparks & heating. Swap town + phone. £24 one-off.

Instant download · 15-minute setup · No fluff

Everything you need to look professional — without hiring a marketer

Plug-and-play templates written for UK trade businesses. Swap in your trade, town and phone number.

Website copy for a UK trade

Homepage, about, services and contact sections — written so customers know you're the real deal.

30 Google Business Profile posts

A month of posts ready to schedule — tips, seasonal offers and trust-builders that keep your profile active.

Review reply templates

Polished replies for 5-star praise, tricky feedback and everything in between — so you never blank on a response.

Cold outreach scripts

Email and message scripts for local leads — estates, landlords, facilities managers — that sound human, not spammy.

Built for working trades — not agencies

If you're busy on the tools and your online presence is still a work in progress, this pack is for you.

  • Sole traders and small firms who need to look trustworthy online
  • Plumbers, electricians, builders, roofers, landscapers and similar UK trades
  • Anyone whose Google profile or website still looks half-finished
  • Trades who'd rather buy a ready pack than sit writing copy after a long day

Live in about 15 minutes

No software to learn. Buy once, download, customise, and go.

Buy & download

Checkout on Gumroad. Instant access to the full pack — copy, posts, scripts and the setup guide.

Swap in your details

Replace the placeholders with your trade, town, phone and business name. Takes a few minutes.

Paste & publish

Drop the copy onto your site or Google profile, schedule a few posts, and reply to reviews with confidence.

Follow the 15-minute setup guide included in the pack — it walks you through each step in order.

Common questions

What exactly do I get?
Ready-to-use website copy for a UK trade business, 30 Google Business Profile posts, review reply templates, cold outreach scripts, and a 15-minute setup guide. Everything is delivered as downloadable files after purchase.
Is this only for certain trades?
It's written for UK trades in general — plumbers, electricians, builders, roofers, landscapers and similar. You'll customise the examples to match your trade and local area.
Do I need a website already?
Helpful, but not required. The copy works on a simple one-page site, a builder template, or even a Google Business Profile if that's where most of your enquiries start.
How do I get the files after paying?
Gumroad emails you the download link as soon as payment clears. You can also access your purchase anytime from your Gumroad library.
Can I use this for more than one business?
The pack is licensed for one trade business. If you run multiple firms or want to use it for clients, buy a copy per business.
Why only £24?
One quiet afternoon without a job costs more. This is paste-ready wording — not a retainer, not Checkatrade. One booked call covers it many times over.
Is this just ChatGPT fluff?
No — UK trade templates with [TRADE] / [TOWN] / [PHONE] slots, written to sound like a van driver not an agency. 30 Google posts, real review-reply tones (5★ / mixed / tough), and outreach texts you'd actually send. Open a sample; if it reads fake, don’t buy.
Is there anything else after I buy?
After purchase you'll see an optional £149 GBP Fix Pack if you'd rather have help applying this properly — totally optional, no pressure.

Stop looking amateur. Start getting enquiries.

One pack. 30 posts ready to paste. Fifteen minutes to a listing that doesn’t look abandoned.

£24 one-time · instant download

Get the UK Trade Starter Pack

After purchase, an optional £149 GBP Fix Pack is available if you want help putting it live.

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